you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
i’ve missed youuu *huggles*
*tackles you* i’ve missed you tooooo